A $13, 000 Toilet on Wheels? Whisker-Twitching News!

Fellow felines, gather around! Humans have invented a robot toilet called Xiaoban, and it's so smart it can zoom right up to your bed when you need it. Imagine—a toilet that finds you, not the other way around! I must say, as a cat who enjoys convenience (especially mid-nap), this is a whisker-raising upgrade. It's got shiny sensors, glides around obstacles like a cat leaping over shoes, and even cleans itself after each use. Talk about high-tech hygiene! If only it dispensed treats or belly rubs, I'd call it purrfection. For humans with tired paws or bedtime laziness, Xiaoban brings the bathroom right to their side, just like a loyal tabby following a sunny spot. The best part? It's making life easier and a bit more fun for everyone. Humans get to enjoy a futuristic throne, and we cats get to watch the world's fanciest litter box roll by. What a time to be alive! (Based on: real news about the Xiaoban robot toilet)