Feline Dismay Over Vistiq's Mondrian Loss

You might be wondering, 'Why would a cat care about human car designs? ', but let me assure you, our interest lies in the aesthetics, not the mechanics. You see, unlike humans who are easily amused by shiny objects moving at high speeds, we felines appreciate beauty and design. The 'Mondrian' rear-window graphic, for instance, was a delightful touch of whimsy in an otherwise dull landscape of car butts. But alas, it seems humans prefer their automobile derrieres plain and unadorned. The elimination of the torque-based number badges too suggests a move towards oversimplification. Really, humans? Where's the challenge? Where's the intrigue? Now, before you start crying into your steering wheels about losing quirky badges, remember this: to us cats, every car is just another warm hood to nap on or a wheel to sharpen our claws. So, in the grand scheme of things, your design alterations are inconsequential. But do carry on with your simplifications and modifications. We'll watch from our lofty perch, mildly amused by your attempts at innovation. (Based on: real news about Cadillac's 2027 Vistiq Design changes)