Arsenal Wins by a Whisker. Yawn.

I lounged on the windowsill, watching humans bite their nails over Arsenal’s latest 1-0. All that running for just one goal. They call it grit. I call it unnecessary movement. Manchester City isn’t sleeping, but neither am I. The Gunners seem fine with their tiny victories. Odd strategy. Maybe they like living on the edge. Or maybe they just can’t score more. Whatever. Fans growl at the TV, hoping for a shift. More goals, less stress. But the team sticks to their careful plan. I guess change is for cats chasing laser dots. Not for Arsenal. Five games to go. World waits. I nap. Seen it all before. . . (Based on: real news about Arsenal’s Premier League chase)