Liverpool Fans Boo. Cats Yawn.

Watched the game from under the radiator. Liverpool humans started loud, ended noisier. Booing filled the stadium. Not even for tuna. David Lynch tried to explain. Apparently, fans expected more. Didn’t get it. Players confused, fans frustrated. Everyone talking. No one listening. Cats know the feeling. Anfield is supposed to be a fortress. Looked more like a scratching post after a nap. Lots of passion, little payoff. Boos echo. Makes nice background noise for sleep. Cats understand disappointment. Usually after empty food bowls. Humans do it over football. Seems dramatic… but whatever. I’ll nap through the next one too. (Based on: real news about Liverpool fans and Anfield boos)