Vampires in Politics? Better Than Hairballs!

Hear me out, my furred friends! Dimension 20 has launched a new Vampire: The Masquerade Campaign. Imagine, bloodsuckers in suits, making decisions, chaos in broad daylight! Well, moonlight probably. Can't have them turning to dust, can we? Now, the city council of darkness. Sounds like a place I'd love to knock things off tables in. It's all so absurd, like a mouse running on a hamster wheel. Poor creatures, they just can't keep up. No offense to the bloodsuckers, but the politics they must be facing! It's like chasing the red dot, you run and run but never catch it! However, they're probably more into chasing veins than dots, right? (Based on: real news about Dimension 20 launching a new Vampire: The Masquerade Campaign)