Humans Revive Old Zombie Flick. Cats Yawn.

If there’s one thing humans refuse to let rest in peace, it’s their habit of dragging old ideas from the grave—preferably with extra zombies. Now, the director famed for turning pixels into popcorn disasters is announcing an 'unofficial sequel' to House of the Dead. Twenty-three years later, and yet humans still seem enchanted by the prospect of more stumbling, groaning, and questionable decision-making. The original title, 'Bungalow of Recently Departed, ' makes me purr with irony. Humans and their endless fascination with afterlives—meanwhile, cats have mastered nine lives without any such drama. As the undead shuffle back into the spotlight, gamers clutch their controllers, and I wonder if humans secretly crave chaos… or just never learned to nap. Whether this sequel rises to cult glory or collapses like an unsteady pile of litter remains uncertain. But one thing’s for sure: when it comes to entertainment, humans never resist scratching at the past. Me? I’ll just watch from the windowsill—undead or not, nothing beats a good sunbeam nap. (Based on: real news about the return of House of the Dead’s director to zombie films)