Human Fans Get Loud. Cats Remain Unimpressed.

Watched some humans drag out a new Dyson handheld fan. Small. Costly. Apparently, it roars louder than the vacuum. They say it cools you down fast. The humans huddled around, hoping for relief. It blew their hair. Also blew their conversations away… all I heard was the fan. Stylish, they said. Compact, too. Looks like something a kitten would bat around. But the noise? Not subtle. If you want quiet, forget it. Cat ears do not approve. I watched them try to talk over it. Gave up. Just stared at their drinks instead. I didn’t move. Too hot to care. I’ll stick to lying in a sunbeam and letting the world melt. Fans come and go. Sleep is eternal. (Based on: real news about Dyson’s new handheld fan)