Football's Annoyances: Can We Banish Them Already?

Humans. . . always trying to fix things. . . This time it's football, apparently. . . Annoying moments they call it. . . Well, isn't that the whole sport? They're kicking off something called 'Room 101'. . . A bid to banish these 'irritations'. . . Like they can make it any less tiresome. . . But who am I to judge. . . They find joy in it. . . or so they pretend. From where I'm sitting, it all looks the same. . . Ball goes this way. . . Ball goes that way. . . Honestly. . . I don't get the appeal. . . And now they want to change it. . . Perfect. More changes. . . That's just what we all need. . . (Based on: real news about Haway The Podcast's Room 101: Banning Football's Most Annoying Moments)