Mac Allister’s Contract Drama. Still No Tuna.

I watched humans crowd around their glowing rectangles again. Mac Allister talk everywhere. Humans get jumpy when footballers might leave. Cats don’t care. New face, old face—same hands, same empty lap. Liverpool can’t make up their minds. More meetings, more whispers, and still no one brings me treats. The midfielder looks restless. Reminds me of when my sunbeam moves and I have to pick a new spot. Not impressed. Everyone wants answers. Humans worry about the future. I just want dinner to arrive on time. If Mac Allister stays or goes, I doubt the treats improve. The bowl is still empty. Typical. (Based on: real news about Liverpool's Alexis Mac Allister contract talks)