Humans Spend Fortune on Old PlayStations. Cats Remain Perplexed.

In the grand narrative of humans throwing money at amusing, yet ultimately pointless objects, the latest chapter centers around retro PlayStations. The price of these plastic boxes, once discarded like yesterday's fish, has inexplicably shot up. Cats remain nonplussed, as always. Apparently, there was a time when these consoles were affordable. A concept as alien to us cats as the idea of paying for anything. Then again, we don't waste our day chasing pixels on a screen. We have mice for that. Now, don't mistake this for an attack on the human need for nostalgia. We cats understand the appeal of old things. We've seen you wear those hideous '80s sweaters. But that doesn't mean we won't judge you for it. Humans, take note. Instead of spending your hard-earned money on outdated gaming consoles, consider investing in something with a guaranteed return. Like a new scratching post. Or a lifetime supply of catnip. (Based on: real news about increasing PlayStation prices)