Harper Whispers. Giants Tremble. Cats Yawn.

Bryce Harper. . . a name you might recognize if you're into baseball. Or into humans who throw balls. He's apparently a big deal. Good for him. . . I guess. So, Harper delivered a four-word message about Tony Vitello, the manager of yet another ball-chasing organization known as the Giants. The humans seem taken aback. Shocked even. But why? It's just four words. . . These Giants are apparently not doing well. Harper's words have added to the drama. A spark in the dreary world of human sports. How. . . exciting. Sometimes it's amusing to watch humans scramble over the slightest hint of tension. The Giants' struggles, Harper's cryptic message. . . it's like watching a mouse darting about, unaware it's in a cat's territory. But who am I to judge? It's not like I'm a baseball expert. I'm just a cat who barely tolerates humans and their peculiar pastimes. . . (Based on: real news about Bryce Harper's brief reply to Giants manager amid struggles)