Pirates Starters Shine. Bullpen? Still Napping.

Sat on the windowsill. Listened to humans talk about the Pirates. They expected greatness from the pitching staff. Got half of it. Starters are awake. . . bullpen looks half-asleep. The relievers try. ERA isn't a disaster. But late innings get messy. Humans get loud. I just yawn. Seen it before. If bullpen stops wobbling, maybe something happens. Maybe not. For now, I watch the starters work. . . then watch the bullpen unravel. Same old story. Wake me if it changes. (Based on: real news about Pittsburgh Pirates bullpen struggles in 2026)