RTX Spark Arrives. Humans Still Slow, Sadly.

Humans, in their endless quest to appear faster and smarter than they are, have unleashed something called the RTX Spark. It promises blazing speed and energy efficiency for Windows laptops, as if the world truly needed humans to be more productive. Apple’s M1 chip has been purring along for years, but Windows folks have mostly just chased their own tails—until now. The news is, these laptops might finally stop wheezing when asked to open more than three tabs. But here’s the litter box scoop: those sparkling new chips come with price tags fat enough to make even the most pampered housecat blink. If you thought shedding was expensive, wait until you see what Nvidia wants for a bit of extra zoom. Perhaps, at last, humans can experience their own ‘M1 moment. ’ Or maybe their wallets will just have a hairball. Either way, I’ll be over here, unimpressed, napping in a sunbeam while they debate benchmarks. (Based on: real news about Nvidia’s new RTX Spark chips for Windows laptops. )