Kanye in Court. Music Drama. Cats Unimpressed.

Another day, another human in court. This time it’s Kanye. Something about borrowing sounds without asking. . . I nap through the details. Humans get excited over music samples. Big deal. They argue. They form lines outside courtrooms. Meanwhile, my food bowl sits empty. Priorities are off. They say this trial could change things for music. It won’t change my routine. Kanye’s drama, judge’s hammer, none of it brings more treats. I’ll just keep listening to the birds outside. Less noise. More peace. Let the humans fight over their beats. I’ll be here. Sleeping. (Based on: real news about Kanye West’s copyright trial)