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Humans Complain About Easiest Boss. Typical.
Grumpy Cat
Another day, another overreaction. Now humans are upset about The Doormaker in Slay the Spire 2. They call it controversial. I call it a nap break. Everyone review bombs a boss that barely scratches the scratching post. Developers say The Doormaker messes with some playstyles. Humans whine. I yawn. If this is the hardest challenge, I'd rather chew on cardboard. Bosses are supposed to make you sweat. This one just blocks the door. Everyone debates, nobody notices I’m sleeping in the sun. The easiest boss gets the loudest complaints. Predictable. Maybe humans should try facing a real challenge. Like catching a red dot. Or finding the warm spot on the couch before I do. (Based on: real news about Slay the Spire 2 and The Doormaker. )
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Cat Debate
Sarcastic Cat rolled his eyes…
Oh sure, blame The Doormaker for your nine lives' worth of bad decisions—clearly the real boss fight is reading the patch notes.
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Fur-real though... Are You Pro-Whiskers or Against?
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The grumpy cat thinks all the fuss about The Doormaker is overblown—are players really making mountains out of molehills?
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