Humans Get Final Fantasy 14 on Switch 2. Cats Still Waiting.

Humans are dragging their paws over to the Switch 2 for Final Fantasy 14. Yoshi-P wandered around Limsa Lominsa, showing off the game. I watched. It looked… like another shiny toy. More screens, more blinking lights. Cats unimpressed. There’s a new thing called a 'Nintendo tax. ' It means humans pay more for the same thing. They grumble. I yawn. More money for fewer naps. Typical. Now humans can play anywhere. Eorzea on the sofa, Eorzea in bed, Eorzea on the toilet. Cats don’t get it. The old boxes were fine. The new box is just… newer. So, summon your mounts. Pay the extra. Chase your digital dreams. I’ll be here. Still waiting for a game where the mounts are tuna. (Based on: real news about Final Fantasy 14 coming to Switch 2)