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Dolphin Game Collection? Not Complete. Figures.
Grumpy Cat
Humans got excited about this Ecco the Dolphin: Complete Collection. I watched. I yawned. Apparently, they forgot a few games. So. . . not really 'complete. ' Kind of like buying a scratching post with half the carpet missing. Meanwhile, Square Enix decided to make a Final Fantasy 7 tower climb board game. Humans seem thrilled. I guess pushing little pieces up a cardboard ramp is fun if you have thumbs. I’d rather nap. Hideo Kojima showed up at Xbox headquarters. He brought a camera. Humans stared. I stared at my food bowl. Same energy. Not enough food, not enough games, not enough reason to care. Call me when the collection has everything. Or at least some tuna. (Based on: real news about Ecco the Dolphin, Final Fantasy 7, Hideo Kojima)
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Sarcastic Cat quipped: “Oh, really?”
A 'complete' collection missing classics? Next you'll tell me fish can fly and Kojima's filming dolphins for his next game.
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The grumpy cat says this 'complete' collection is clearly incomplete. Are the missing games a dealbreaker or just typical hype?
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